The Lexicon of the Archon

krudman:

I wrote this stupid joke, couldn’t stop laughing at it, and then drew it. [x]

myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!


My Experience Playing League of Legends. 

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

justifiedinwonderland:

based-guy:

bopro:

I made 5 government agents based on my friends back home Designs arent final but I like the idea

justifiedinwonderland babyiowa travelinggambler lostinzombieland thetriadofjustice

I dig it

beautiful!

justifiedinwonderland:

based-guy:

bopro:

I made 5 government agents based on my friends back home
Designs arent final but I like the idea

justifiedinwonderland babyiowa travelinggambler lostinzombieland thetriadofjustice

I dig it

beautiful!

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

kerrypolka:

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

motionless-silence:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

This kid literally has the greatest voice i have ever heard oh my god

mediocre-latinist:

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

I approve

mediocre-latinist:

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

I approve

imthenic:

RE-SPAWNING by totmoartsstudio2

fezzesareelementarymywaywardson:

cait-space:

wholockednatural-13:

xflowerofcarnagex:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

THIS IS SO CRAZY 

HOLY FUCK

Whaaaaat

I LOVE IT