The Lexicon of the Archon
 - when a motherfucker touches you
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duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)

oldroots:

oldroots:

My D&D/Pathfinder character, Smuckers the Gelatinous Cube. Looks a little better in High Res, where tumblr hasnt squashed it down </3.
I can’t wait to play as this thing hahah!
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"Born from a warlock who had botched an attempt to prolong his own life by binding his soul to an article of clothing. The possessed item was left in a dungeon, in hopes that a powerful adventurer would pick it up and allow the warlock to take control. Unfortunately, the only creature to happen by was a large Gelatinous Cube.
With no mind to possess, the warlock was forced to merge his soul with the creature before the item disintegrated within the cube. Alas, this was not enough to reincarnate the warlock, erasing the last of his life from the world. However, the Gelatinous Cube was left with a new-found sense of self-awareness and heightened intelligence due to the fragment of soul that lingered from the departed warlock. A soul the cube of jelly had claimed for itself. This also allowed the Gelatinous Cube abilities in evocations, able to summon powerful Eldritch Blasts and other spells pulled forth from the soul it had inherited.
With a new sense of being, intelligence and awareness, “Smuckers” now travels the world in search of adventure, treasure, friends and a hometown who’s residents wont run away screaming at the sight of it.”

I feel like I should bring this back since it’s relevant again thanks to neverwinter lmao. I’ve actually played as this character too in a pathfinder session now, and boy lemme tell you it was an experience.

oldroots:

oldroots:

My D&D/Pathfinder character, Smuckers the Gelatinous Cube. Looks a little better in High Res, where tumblr hasnt squashed it down </3.

I can’t wait to play as this thing hahah!

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"Born from a warlock who had botched an attempt to prolong his own life by binding his soul to an article of clothing. The possessed item was left in a dungeon, in hopes that a powerful adventurer would pick it up and allow the warlock to take control. Unfortunately, the only creature to happen by was a large Gelatinous Cube.

With no mind to possess, the warlock was forced to merge his soul with the creature before the item disintegrated within the cube. Alas, this was not enough to reincarnate the warlock, erasing the last of his life from the world. However, the Gelatinous Cube was left with a new-found sense of self-awareness and heightened intelligence due to the fragment of soul that lingered from the departed warlock. A soul the cube of jelly had claimed for itself. This also allowed the Gelatinous Cube abilities in evocations, able to summon powerful Eldritch Blasts and other spells pulled forth from the soul it had inherited.

With a new sense of being, intelligence and awareness, “Smuckers” now travels the world in search of adventure, treasure, friends and a hometown who’s residents wont run away screaming at the sight of it.”

I feel like I should bring this back since it’s relevant again thanks to neverwinter lmao. I’ve actually played as this character too in a pathfinder session now, and boy lemme tell you it was an experience.

creaturesfromdreams:

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songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

Good news bad news best news

the-goddamazon:

aestheticrequiem:

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

Let’s see if this gets the same amount of notes as the pirate coat

JESUS

shadgandel:

loser baby gets fucking owned

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

cafrine:

jamfisher:

frankenbae:

lambhoof:

anarchacannibalism:

syntheticbaeddel:

disaffected-dyke:

misskatonik:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

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vot tbd

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butt

b o bu

j d

lol, I have no name

TV Bow?…